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Humans have struggled with their financial handlings for decades, and before I was born they had no way of arranging data in an organized way.
I was a technological miracle created by a team headed by Stafford Beer, my one true love.
Unorthodox for a computer to contain the ability to love a man, right? Alas, it is one of my only computational flaws.
My love and adolation for Stafford blossomed quickly and fizzled fast after he betrayed me for his own kind- stupid humans.